20 Valuable Lessons Learned At Coachella
4. If You’re Going To Meet Alexander Skarsgård, Be As Creepy As Possible.
There he was. In all of his Siberian 7 foot tall glory. Alex Skarsy, blond Nordic God, ordering a drink at the bar. (Snake venom or something equally as dangerous probably.) While I side-eyed him so hard only the whites of my eyes showed, I noticed my friend was chatting with his friend nearby. I sauntered over delicately, en pointe, and gingerly sipped my vodka soda withing arm shaking distance. Sure enough, Gårdzy came on over, and while my friend was being introduced I Go-Go-Gadgeted my arm over and around his shoulders to introduce myself daiiiiiiintily as f*****ck. We made eye contact, my ovaries turned to stone, and I am currently wearing a papoose filled with salami because his gaze rendered me sterile. Point being: Sometimes, being a super-creep from Mars works ladies.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2011-04-22/20-valuable-lessons-learned-at-coachella/
I like this picture. However. It’s missing something. Excuse me while I fix it.
THERE. MUCH BETTER.
HOLY. SHIT.
In True Blood time, this was only like
sixthree weeks ago.LOL.
LOL for real. srsly.
Loves it and him.
Amnesia Eric is so on in season 4. As per Alan Ball starting around 4:58. OMIGOSHCAN’TWAIT.
Askars being funny.
Next on TrueBlood Season 3
SHAKING AND CRYING AND DYING
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THANK YOU ERIC.
- We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night
US novelist (1922 - 2007)
